Websites/Disserations I've Always Meant to Write
When Someone You Love is Not Kinky History and Themes of Children's Songs Fairy Tales for Jaded Parents of Children Who Are Too Young to Talk The US License Plate Message Board Dvorak-QWERTY Converter From Bound Feet to Heated Eyelash Curlers: A history of self-torture in women Stupid Things I've Seen People Do Trying To Get In To A McDonald's Parking Lot The Architecture of McDonald's Three Piece Suit Productions: Making Information... Presentable Why Going to the Gym Feels so Good Afterwards, Yet You Always Try to Talk Yourself Out of Going Childhood Gunplay in Context with the History of Guns The Art of the Patch
101 Thing To Do With A Broken Crayon
Never need a tissue again! Nostril blockers Fangs Inexpensive fake fingernails Out of paint gun bullets? One word: non-toxic
What to name your servers/conference rooms/dwarves
Brady Bunch names Magic 8 Ball answers Words that go with In: Decent, Consistant, Candescent, Disposed, Continent Planets Flightless Birds
What to name your new operating system
Sopran Cheeri Macr Aprop Cha Path Cosm Rhinocer
DIRT: DIRT Is Recursive Titles
LAME: LAME Ain't an MP3 Encoder PINE: PINE Is Not Elm GNU: GNU's Not UNIX WINE: WINE Is Not an Emulator EINE: EINE Is Not EMACS ZWEI: ZWEI Was EINE Initially LIAR: LIAR Imitates Apply Recursively
Better Than They Sound Food Combinations
Milk and lemonade Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches Chocolate and pickles Chocolate covered gummy bears
Gaughin's Amazing Statistically Accurate Film Lists
The Top 100 Directors of the 90s With a "but you don't do fiction" salute to Ken Burns. The Mystery List Can you guess what it is? The Most Important Film Actors/Actresses (Thespians?) of the 60s Not associated with any network mini-series. The Populist Top 50 A blend of box office income and critic's ratings for films from 1996-1998. The Ubercritic's Top 50 Same as above, without the unwashed masses.
Words Used In The Popular Press That You're Expected To Know
dunsinane mishegoss osculate callipygian panopticon
Favourite Acronyms and Mnemonics
POTS SNeaTH: Dvorak right hand home row (ok, that one only works for me)
Your Own Private Film Festival
Fritz Lang's You Only Live Once followed by the James Bond film You Only Live Twice Errol Morris's The Thin Blue Line followed by Terence Malick's The Thin Red Line American Beauty and American Movie Breakfast at Tiffany's, Naked Lunch, and My Dinner with Andre Prospero's Books and Farenheit 451 An American in Paris and Paris, Texas Pony Express, Il Postino, You've Got Mail, K. Costner's The Postman Cube, Sphere, The Thin Red Line, Point of No Return Airplane, Murder on the Orient Express, Christine (and Planes, Trains and Automobiles to wrap it all up)
What's For Dinner
Science: Raisins, Champagne Klingon Foods: Odwalla's SuperFood, MonkeyBread, Calamari, and Pepsi Blue
Other Sitely Lists
Interactive Top Ten Rachel's Narcissim Ways to Discuss Movies: Fonts Physics Poop Location Spoilers