Fencing is a fine art and noble sport, but at Salle Decesare we put a lot of effort (and Guinness) into distancing ourselves from that stuffy image. And fencing is so damn cool, even if you suck at it.
Fencing Sucks Pictures: Photos... more Salle Decesare... Supplies: The Fencing Post in San Jose and American Fencers Supply in the city. Links: Fencing Cartoons... The Ann Arbor Dueling Society... Blade Fencing... ALL the links... The Usenet Fencing FAQ Top Ten signs that you may be overmatched by your fencing opponent:
10) As he salutes you, he says,"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
9) With his free hand, he's playing Donkey Kong on a Game Boy.
8) You turn to salute the judges, and they've all gone home.
7) His last several opponents all have large Z's carved in their fencing jackets.
6) Before the match begins, he asks "I'm a bit tired. Mind if I fence while seated?"
5) There's a parakeet perched on his nose.
4) As you start the match he says, "Wait a minute, I'm only fencing ONE opponent this time?"
3) He speaks fluent Italian.
2) He prefers back-flips instead of leap-backs.
1) His fencing equipment is carried in by R2D2.
